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butoonmoon
03-03-2008, 03:30 PM
I just got fucked - go team me!! naanannaa!! :o)
mglittr
03-03-2008, 03:44 PM
Fuck yeah! Good for you butoonmoon. :-)
flubber
03-03-2008, 03:46 PM
Way to fucking go!!!!
April
03-03-2008, 04:28 PM
Thank Fuck somebody did!!!
*stands and appluads butoonmoon*
flubber
03-03-2008, 04:31 PM
April I wish I could be fucked by or fuck you!!
April
03-03-2008, 04:38 PM
flubber i wish we could fuck each other sensless
flubber
03-03-2008, 04:44 PM
then we could end up fucking well sleeping in each others arms!!
April
03-03-2008, 04:54 PM
that would be the best fucking way to end a bad day though, wouldn't it?
LordDarthBeavis
03-04-2008, 05:18 AM
I just got fucked - go team me!! naanannaa!! :o)
Fuckin' showoff!:icon196: I'm glad SOMEBODY is getting a little action around here!
I'll be so glad when Lady Beavis recovers from her dog-inflicted whiplash. The knot holes in the fence are starting to look good!:uhoh3:
flubber
03-04-2008, 05:46 AM
Ow. You would have to wear the condom equivalent of a rubber welly to stop the fucking splinters!!!
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:16 AM
Not if that fucking Fred has anything to do with it!!
:icon139:
Fred says, come and fucking get him.
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:21 AM
Well tell that Fred to get the fuck out here and and i will give it to him!!
Fred says fucking NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:28 AM
Tell Fred he is a cheeky little Fucker!!!!!!!
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:42 AM
I'd like to give him a fucking nip for that!!
Fred says, fucking ouch!!!
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:48 AM
Well thats fucking right!!
You have to be very fucking gentle with the mouse.
flubber
03-04-2008, 09:58 AM
I'd only nip his nose a little bit. Fucking honest!!!
Fred says he doesn't fucking think so.
Snatch
03-04-2008, 07:40 PM
Fuck, why is it when you find someone you think might make a good pet they turn out to be something entirely different.
Fucking annoying when the whole thing comes off as a joke.
flubber
03-04-2008, 11:42 PM
That sounds really fucked up to me!!
flubber
03-04-2008, 11:43 PM
Fred says he doesn't fucking think so.
Tell Fred that it would be a fucking sexual little nip as I got him off!!
He might fucking go for that.
flubber
03-05-2008, 03:43 PM
Fred's a randy fucking mouse!! YE HAAAAAA!
Fred says,"Care for another fucking go?"
April
03-05-2008, 05:01 PM
Fuck me!!! Fred is a horny little shit isn't he, fucking good thing he is in good company ;)
Fred can't help. He's a fucking, cheeky little mouse.
flubber
03-05-2008, 05:35 PM
No, he's a cheeky mouse that fucks!!!!!!!!!:icon196:
badlybent
03-05-2008, 10:50 PM
Fuck this cold I've had and the fucking horse it rode in on. At least the SOB is about fucking gone. Yeah.
April
03-05-2008, 11:24 PM
Fuck the Heat - Bring on Winter, hehehe
flubber
03-06-2008, 12:09 AM
I fucking love snow!!!!!
April
03-06-2008, 12:13 AM
I love snow to, but we fucking don't get it where I live
flubber
03-06-2008, 12:20 AM
Thats not fucking fair!!!!!!
Fuck, we get very little snow.
flubber
03-06-2008, 12:38 AM
Neither do we. And i live in fucking Scotland!!
Fred says he doesn't like the snow. It fucking makes his nose all red.
gobbledoc
03-06-2008, 12:49 AM
fuck people say fuck alot
April
03-06-2008, 12:52 AM
i know, no fucking manners what so fucking ever ;)
Snatch
03-06-2008, 01:09 AM
We're all a bunch of fuckers in a fucked up world.
LordDarthBeavis
03-06-2008, 05:21 AM
Twice in 3 days, we're going to get more fucking snow. And if it starts fucking coming down while I'm fucking stuck at work, those stupid fuckers are going to make us stay until 2am, thn have to fucking drive home in the fucking shit!
And I FUCKING LOVE SNOW!!!!
Although, I don't think I'd want to fuck in the snow. Fucking BRRRRR!!!! Little Beavis would shrink up till he was invisible!
sexymilf
03-06-2008, 06:08 AM
I Fucking hear you- We have over 6 feet of fucking snow this year!!!
tried fucking in the stuff once, -- froze my fucking ass!!!! lol.
Snatch
03-06-2008, 10:10 AM
The fucking snow...we get it and then it rains to wash it away...then we get more fucking snow and then we get more fucking rain.
What are we left with?
Fucking ice!
Suthernlady
03-06-2008, 12:38 PM
WEll how the fuck is everyone today?!!!!
flubber
03-06-2008, 02:55 PM
Fucking glad to be back at work and out of the fucking house!!
3someplz
03-06-2008, 07:22 PM
I don't fucking believe this.... I've missed like 2 fucking days of this fucking around......DAMN IT!!
flubber
03-06-2008, 08:51 PM
I'm fucking worried. My toes is fucking driving me nuts and i haven't heard from a friend. I hope he's ok!!!! FUCK IT!!!
ClintonB
03-06-2008, 09:31 PM
Sorry snowy folks, but the sun was so fucking bright today I got out of my garden chair and went back inside.
Snatch
03-06-2008, 09:35 PM
Fuck I'm feeling a bit moody tonight. Feel almost tense.
Fuck, I want to have angry sex. One of the best forms of sex there is.
ClintonB
03-06-2008, 09:38 PM
You need some fucking sunshine, get some vitamin whatever the fuck it is
Fuck too late it's dark outside, have some angry sex instead..
Snatch
03-06-2008, 10:03 PM
Very much is night here.
Angry sex certainly sounds good right now, fucking good in fact.
flubber
03-06-2008, 10:08 PM
I prefer my fucking to be happy and passionate!!
April
03-06-2008, 10:08 PM
Thank Fuck I get to go home for the weekend in another hour. Fuck its been a long week
April
03-06-2008, 10:09 PM
I prefer my fucking to be happy and passionate!!
Have to agree with you there sexy, though I don't mind a good angry fuck once every now and then ;)
flubber
03-06-2008, 10:34 PM
What the fuck is angry sex? Does this meant that you shout at each other? :biggrinbandit:
Snatch
03-06-2008, 10:45 PM
No it's when your so pissed off instead of shouting you use all that pent up anger/frustration and basically fuck each others brains out.
April
03-07-2008, 01:41 AM
Angry Sex is Fast, Intense, and Hard. Fuck I'm horny now.... ;)
LordDarthBeavis
03-07-2008, 03:43 AM
Never fucking had an angry fuck. For some reason, little Beavis doesn't fucking work when I'm angry. Hm.
I could use a good fuck. Unfuckingfortunately, it would be fucking easier to get the fuck into Fort Knox than to get in my wife's fucking pants. She's not in the fucking mood lately.
Fucking grrr....
gobbledoc
03-07-2008, 03:49 AM
thank fuck its Friday night i don't have to get fucking up early for 2 days
Snatch
03-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Holy fuck it is Friday night, it didn't even cross my mind.
April
03-07-2008, 09:50 PM
Well thats saturday over and fucking done with
flubber
03-08-2008, 04:20 AM
Well fuck me!! how far ahead are you hun? We are still before mid day saturday in th UK!
April
03-08-2008, 04:30 AM
Its fucking 10:30 pm here hun, so I am about 12 fucking hours ahead of you
LordDarthBeavis
03-08-2008, 04:33 AM
And it's 530am in Texas! Fuck me! 17 hours ahead!
April
03-08-2008, 04:34 AM
Fuck!!! I get all the holidays first...
flubber
03-08-2008, 04:35 AM
I think you've got that fucking wrong. You are behind her in time not ahead.
ClintonB
03-08-2008, 04:41 AM
4.41am on a Saturday, wish I could fucking sleep.
April
03-08-2008, 04:45 AM
Coming from someone that suffers from insomnia, I know how you fucking feel. Though camomile tea (two tea bags) usually helps me, and sometimes as stupid as it sounds, I have sung xmas carols in my head and i usually drop of in 10 minutes.
Now don't laugh cause it works, lol ;)
ClintonB
03-08-2008, 04:50 AM
The only good fucking thing about waking up early is I get to chat with y'all in Australia :-)
flubber
03-08-2008, 04:52 AM
Sorry Bev fucking well forgot to add your name to all those who've made me feel welcome on the site. It was in another post.
Sorry!
April
03-08-2008, 04:55 AM
The only good fucking thing about waking up early is I get to chat with y'all in Australia :-)
Thanks Bev.
I sit here sometimes during the afternoon and say to myself "will someone please get out of fucking bed" lol, it gets lonely in here sometimes
ClintonB
03-08-2008, 05:01 AM
Nice having people all over the world!
Just had a fucking thought, clocks go forward tomorrow. I'll be waking up a fucking hour "later" :-)
flubber
03-08-2008, 05:01 AM
I know how you fucking feel my dear!! Wish i was there to make it feel better!
flubber
03-08-2008, 04:06 PM
I could make you and Fred fucking feel better two you know!!
April
03-08-2008, 04:09 PM
Fuck Rick, there is no need to feel left out
flubber
03-08-2008, 04:10 PM
No, we could both tend to your fucking needs darling.
I just feel so warm and fucking fuzzy inside.
April
03-08-2008, 04:16 PM
Warm & Fuzzy - is that all your feeling?? flubber Hun, I think we have lost our fucking touch
I'm fucking playing hard to get!!
flubber
03-08-2008, 08:15 PM
we both have to double team that fucker!!! Oh Fred, here mousey, mousey You want to play with two fucking kittys?
As long as there are no fucking traps!!!!!
April
03-08-2008, 08:18 PM
here mousey, mousey, mousey. I cant believe that the cheeky little fucker is still running around.
flubber
03-08-2008, 08:20 PM
Which fuucking one? Rico or Fred?
April
03-08-2008, 08:21 PM
fucking fred
Fred says: fuck me, ha ha ha !!!!!
flubber
03-08-2008, 08:24 PM
Well if you stay still long enough you silly fucking thing I would do!!
I love to do it on top. Ride em fucking cowgirl!!
Can't stay still long. Someone might step on my fucking tail!
flubber
03-08-2008, 08:32 PM
Yes but only if you fucking wanted it!! If not my fucking kitty would keep you safe and wam!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
Here, kitty, kitty. Oh,fuck yeah
April
03-08-2008, 09:02 PM
I hope you caught that little fucking mouse flubber
April
03-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Fuck Me!!! she is taking her sweet fucking time. Maybe flubber really enjoys the thrill of the chase....
April
03-08-2008, 11:06 PM
We had better have a fucking word with her I think
Maybe the mouse is to fucking fast.
flubber
03-08-2008, 11:46 PM
hey I'm fucking here, And if you don't let me get Fred soon I am fucking well going to get nasty!!!!!!
Rico why arnt you fucking well online I would love a chat with you and that trouser mouse of yours!!
You have to fucking catch him first. Pffffffffffttttt!!!!
April
03-09-2008, 12:14 AM
flubber I think we need to try and fucking surround him in a corner
He's to fucking quick!!!!
April
03-09-2008, 12:18 AM
I fucking hope that is not a shared trait ;) lol
Fucking not on your life.
April
03-09-2008, 12:21 AM
I'm fucking glad
flubber
03-09-2008, 02:47 AM
Me fucking three and lets fuking well get him in to a corner and make them both surrender!!!!!! :cwm27:
You fucking wish...we're both fast when we want to be. But veeerrryyy slow in other things.
LordDarthBeavis
03-09-2008, 03:32 AM
I got a fucking awesome hummer from Lady B this afternoon. Fucking amazing what a little fucking persistence can fucking do!
Sometimes, life is fucking good!
Snatch
03-09-2008, 08:17 AM
Fucking hell, we had some sleet and hail today. Haven't seen that in awhile now. Otherwise alls fucking good.
flubber
03-09-2008, 03:38 PM
Rico I'n sure that i could fucking well entice you both in to some good fucking!!;shock;
Are you fucking sure about that?
flubber
03-09-2008, 05:14 PM
Oh fuck yeah. Why dont you fucking well come here and fucking well try it!!!
Install fresh fucking batteries!!!
flubber
03-09-2008, 05:19 PM
Didn't know the mouse needed fucking batteries! Is there some fucking think you're not telling me?:overlord:
No, he's nuclear fucking powered!!!!
flubber
03-09-2008, 05:22 PM
A hot fucking mouse!! Otherwise known as a Weopon of Mass Destraction!!
He's way to small to be fucking destracting.
3someplz
03-09-2008, 06:37 PM
All this fucking talk about fucking has gotten me fucking horny......
Any takers??
Fuck me, where did everyone go?
flubber
03-10-2008, 12:35 AM
He's way to small to be fucking destracting.
Thats what you fucking think!! Fred is VERY VERY fucking destracting!!!!!:SHOCKED:
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 02:51 PM
They turned me fucking green!! Good job my dad's fucking Irish aint it?? How the fuck is everyone??
How the fuck are you butoonmoon?
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 02:58 PM
Im fucking great thanks Rico! Was a bit fucked off before but then I came on here and life became fan-fucking-tastic!
Yeah, this place can elevate your fucking mood.
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 03:02 PM
The fucking people are fantastic aint they?
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 03:09 PM
I have really cold fucking feet!! I know its totally off topic but I dont fucking care!!
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:09 PM
we are the fucking champions!!!!!!
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:10 PM
It's a fucking shame that your not here. I could find an interesting fucking ways to warm them up!!! :biggrinbandit:
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 03:14 PM
I bet your just as fucking cold up there in aberdeen hun but if you have a big duvet we can play under then im fucking there!!
April
03-10-2008, 03:14 PM
Hey fubber how the fuck are you today? and butoonmoon I hope your ready to jump on the fucking green welcome wagon!!
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:16 PM
I bet your just as fucking cold up there in aberdeen hun but if you have a big duvet we can play under then im fucking there!!
Too fucking right and if April wants to fucking get under here I could cope!!
Hey,flubber
Hey,april
How the fuck are you two today?
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:17 PM
Hey fubber how the fuck are you today? and butoonmoon I hope your ready to jump on the fucking green welcome wagon!!
I much fucking better thanks!!! Come on and fucking join us babe!!
April
03-10-2008, 03:19 PM
Hey Rick, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. How are you doing today.
Hey flubber keep me a spot, I'll be there as fucking fast as i can xxx
butoonmoon
03-10-2008, 03:20 PM
Yes girls I am fucking ready and fucking willing to join in as you two lovely ladies see fit!
Im sure we would all get real fucking warm under that duvet hun, fucking hands and mouths everywhere....! Cant you just feel the fucking heat?
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:20 PM
Hey,flubber
Hey,april
How the fuck are you two today?
I'm fucking great Rico!!
April hurry the fuck up and get in here!!!!
April
03-10-2008, 03:25 PM
flubber, let me place a great big fucking kiss on you
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:26 PM
oh fuck. Where would you like to plant it?
April
03-10-2008, 03:29 PM
Fuck! I can think of lots of places, but I will start with that beautiful mouth of yours
flubber
03-10-2008, 03:33 PM
Come over here and let me at that fucking mouth of yours.
I leave the room for a little while and come back to this. What the fuck?
April
03-10-2008, 04:27 PM
My mouth is yours anytime you want it hun. Fuck Rick, don't stress. You know your never left out!
flubber
03-10-2008, 04:30 PM
if you and that mouse of yours would fucking well stay still I would be happy to do some mouth to mouse recucitation!!!!!!
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 04:55 PM
Mouth-to-Mouse....hmmmmnnnn.
Now THAT's Fucking Kinky!
flubber
03-10-2008, 05:03 PM
i've seen the mouse. There is nothing fucking kinky at that at all!!
April
03-10-2008, 05:05 PM
That little fucker of a mouse is to quick at getting away - how about some mouth to kitty instead??
flubber
03-10-2008, 05:15 PM
I would give that kitty of yours a good tongue fucking if you want!!
Here kitty,kitty!!! I'll stay still for 30 seconds. then the chase is on!!
April
03-10-2008, 05:20 PM
quick flubber, you go around the front, and I'll sneak around the back, lets see if we can catch this cheeky little fucker
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 05:24 PM
Maybe we're doing this fucking mousing thing all wrong girls!
Maybe if I lay back anbd spread my legs wide open and invite the mouse to roam and bait it with my sweet kitty juice...
Who knows what the fuck will happen???
flubber
03-10-2008, 05:27 PM
Well fuck babe if you did that, the mouse wouldnt get a look in!!!!
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 05:29 PM
And Why the Fuck Not???
It's warm, dark, wet and very inviting!
April
03-10-2008, 05:30 PM
I tend to agree with flubber Zee, if you did that, that fucking mouse would have to beat me to your bait
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 05:34 PM
You girls need to fucking act distracted and not mind the mouse!
Here, suck on my big boobs! There's plenty enough for each of you to suck on and keep the wetness flowing to invite that fucking mouse inside!
The mouse sticks his nose out and says:" Do I smell kitty juice?"
FUCK!!!
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 05:48 PM
I got him girls!
He didn't say "FUCK"!!!
April
03-10-2008, 05:53 PM
Don't fucking let go of him Zee, I think this mouse needs to be taught a fucking lesson for running away from us for so fucking long.
Zee Gal
03-10-2008, 05:55 PM
Don't worry about him getting away! I trapped him deep inside me and he's wiggling around better than any fucking rabbit or pogo stick I've ever used!
He! He! He! He tickles me ever so fucking Right!
MUFFled:FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
Little do they know, that's not the real mouse that's his fucking stunt mouse!!!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
April
03-11-2008, 05:08 PM
Fuck it's quiet, where the fuck did everybody go?
mglittr
03-11-2008, 05:15 PM
I think it's just the fuckin' lull before the night shift arrives.
flubber
03-11-2008, 05:42 PM
too fucking right baby!!!!
3someplz
03-11-2008, 06:32 PM
I'm right fucking here.....or am I invisible again.....
April
03-11-2008, 06:41 PM
hehehe..... Hey I didn't fucking see you there, you could scare the fucking shit out of someone sneaking up on them like that.... :)
3someplz
03-11-2008, 06:46 PM
Well fuck....you should've been moaning fucking louder then, so I could made more fucking noise....... (lol)
April
03-11-2008, 06:50 PM
I'll fucking remember that next time, lol
(Its so hard to talk in here sometimes without sounding so fucking rude, lol;)
3someplz
03-11-2008, 06:54 PM
Well I would fucking appreciate that.
(I agree fucking whole heartedly.)
April
03-11-2008, 06:57 PM
I'm fucking glad. Now that you have scared the fucking crap out of me - how has your fucking day been?
3someplz
03-11-2008, 07:15 PM
IT started off great, then turned to crap when I had to fucking send home a co-worker that was still sick. And since I'm not allowed to have fucking Over-Time where I work, I had to fucking cover his fucking shift.
Some days I really fucking wish I never was the manager.....
(Sorry April...I had to get that off my fucking chest...thanks for fucking listening.):Strip:
April
03-11-2008, 08:41 PM
Your very welcome. I hope you feel a litlle fucking better now... ;)
Iminuit2
03-11-2008, 09:16 PM
Just came back from skiing in Salt lake City, Utah and the view of the snow capped mountains is fucking incredible! BUT, it's a fucked up State.
3.2 fucking beer and polygamy is rampant. Hell, I can understand a woman not minding a husband who comes and goes but why would a guy want more than one fucking wife?
April
03-12-2008, 05:05 AM
Little do they know, that's not the real mouse that's his fucking stunt mouse!!!!!
This fucking Kitty only has one thing left to say......
Here mousey, mousey, mousey........ :icon196:
<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"><img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/sniper.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures">
flubber
03-12-2008, 12:32 PM
I'm sorry but if you want to shoot the mouse then you will have to fucking well go through me too!!!!!! ;shock;
April
03-12-2008, 01:22 PM
He Hun, I could never fucking shoot you, and I wasn't going to hurt your mouse, just scare the quick little fucker so that he will stand still long enough for you to catch him.
April xxx
flubber
03-12-2008, 01:26 PM
He Hun, I could never fucking shoot you, and I wasn't going to hurt your mouse, just scare the quick little fucker so that he will stand still long enough for you to catch him.
April xxx
That's nice to know. He's a cute little fucker!!! Glad you wouldn't shoot me hun!!!!
flub xXx
3someplz
03-12-2008, 05:24 PM
I'm fucking glad that every has fucking moved onwards...but I don't understand this fucking "mouse" thing.....
I guess I'm just too fucked up to fucking understand....:nobtch
April
03-12-2008, 06:37 PM
The mouse's name is Fred & he belongs to Rico, & flubber's & Zee's and my kitty has been chasing it for some fucking time now.
Have you workes out who the mouse is now?
LordDarthBeavis
03-13-2008, 02:33 AM
Weird. We have a fucking mouse at work that was named "Fred."
Fucking synchronicity...
And just for the record, I don't have a mouse. I have a fuckin' NUTRIA!
http://louisianahuntingtoday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/nutria-004.jpg
mrvico13
03-13-2008, 05:47 AM
I can't fucking sleep. There's a fuck for you.
Also, I am finally fucking single, so I can post on this fucking forum and write some more fucking stories as soon as I have fucking time!
Have a great fucking day!!
3someplz
03-13-2008, 05:57 AM
The mouse's name is Fred & he belongs to Rico, & flubber's & Zee's and my kitty has been chasing it for some fucking time now.
Have you workes out who the mouse is now?
..Now I fucking understand. Sorry that I wasn't smart enough to fucking figure it out sooner... that comes from working WAY too much and getting paid far LESS then I fucking feel I am deserved to get....(oh I bet that is everybody that posts in SSP isn't??)
butoonmoon
03-14-2008, 09:22 AM
Here's hoping everyone has a FUCKING great weekend (whenever it finaly arrives for you all international folks!)
Hope you all have the biggest fucking orgasms of your lives and if you havnt by monday then cum see me for a fucking spanking! lol!
Zee Gal
03-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Thanks for the nice fucking thoughts about great fucking and awesome fucking orgasms, Butoonmoon!
I hope you get fucked well and fucking cum like an overflowing river!
No bend over and let me spank that fan-fuckin-tastic bum of yours!
Kisses!
Steph
butoonmoon
03-14-2008, 09:42 AM
Yes fucking please !! lol
Where the fuck did everyone go?
gobbledoc
03-15-2008, 01:10 AM
fuck its hot here at 10 past 7 at night
It's a nice fucking 60 F here 0411 EDT U.S.
April
03-15-2008, 01:24 AM
I fucking wish, its just on 97 F here at 8pm. its too fucking hot, i think summer finally found us, only problem is - we have just fucking finished our first two weeks of autumn,
If I could,I'd ship you 200 pounds of ice to help you fucking cool down!!
April
03-15-2008, 01:28 AM
i wish you fucking could rick, thanks for the thought
April xxx
You're fucking welcome darlin'
The wee little mouse says hi!
LordDarthBeavis
03-15-2008, 01:35 AM
Fuckin' beautiful outside. Sixty-fuckin'-two fuckin' degrees!
The thought that summer is coming is fuckin' killing me!
April
03-15-2008, 01:35 AM
*send big kiss to the mouse..... & to rick*
I feel fucking cooler already
Glad to be of fucking help, my dear!
butoonmoon
03-15-2008, 04:26 AM
Still fucking cold here! We dont get summer - maybe a week of spring at some point but thats aout fucking it - you guys are making me so fucking jealous!
April
03-15-2008, 04:28 AM
want to swap hun, fuck all i want is the fucking cold weather
Sounds like you need a big fucking cuddle darlin'.
butoonmoon
03-15-2008, 04:30 AM
Sure, just come on fucking over - that way you would be closer to flubber and if you ever got too cold you and her could fucking heat things up nicely!
I would give anything to be able to go out fucking side without 3 fucking layers of clothes on!
April
03-15-2008, 04:32 AM
mmm, i think the three of us could change the season for you there if we all fucking got together (pun intended) ;)
A-fucking-men to that!!!!
butoonmoon
03-15-2008, 04:36 AM
Then I wouldnt want to fucking go outside!! Might effect global warming tho with all the sexual heat! Ah well, fuck the enviroment - bring on the sexual heat!
That's the whole fucking idea darlin'!!!
April
03-15-2008, 04:38 AM
we will be doing our fucking bit to combat global warming - we would be creating our own fucking heat with no need for fuel
butoonmoon
03-15-2008, 04:41 AM
And who says the people of today dont fucking care about the environment??!! Im with you April and Rico - lets do our fucking part!
April
03-15-2008, 04:44 AM
i on my fucking way ;)
Friction-fucking -power!!!!!!
April
03-15-2008, 04:49 AM
theres nothing wrong with a bit of fucking friction ;)
I'l put in my fucking friction's worth!
butoonmoon
03-15-2008, 10:54 AM
Ive just 4 fucking inches cut off my hair - now I feel fucking bald! And I have a really bad fucking headache :o(
LordDarthBeavis
03-16-2008, 12:48 AM
Fucking on the edge of the bed fucking rules!
Just ask Lady B!
April
03-16-2008, 02:34 AM
i have to fucking agree with you both there
3someplz
03-16-2008, 05:16 PM
I fucking need a little side actions....any fucking takers??
flubber
03-17-2008, 12:18 AM
Fucking on the edge of the bed fucking rules!
Just ask Lady B!
No it fucking doesn't! It just fucking breaks the matrees!!!!! :biggrinbandit:
flubber
03-17-2008, 12:19 AM
Rico I don't really give a fuck if i spelt it right!!! Can I kiss he fucking twins?:biggrinbandit:
April
03-17-2008, 12:21 AM
Yes, but wouldnt it be fucking fun
flubber
03-17-2008, 12:37 AM
No!!! Do you have any idea how much a fucking mattress costs?!!:biggrinbandit:
I assume thats what your fucking talking about!!!!!
LordDarthBeavis
03-17-2008, 01:03 AM
No it fucking doesn't! It just fucking breaks the matrees!!!!! :biggrinbandit:
Gotta disagree with you, Flubber. We both have bad backs, so we bought a good mattress, so we can fuck away!;shock;
Fucking RULEZ!:biggrinbandit:
flubber
03-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Gotta disagree with you, Flubber. We both have bad backs, so we bought a good mattress, so we can fuck away!;shock;
Fucking RULEZ!:biggrinbandit:
I'll have to take your fucking word for it aint I!!!! :biggrinbandit:
butoonmoon
03-17-2008, 02:11 PM
I need a fucking great big hug :o(
April
03-17-2008, 02:37 PM
Let me send you a great big hug sweety. how are you going with ur fucking uni work?
butoonmoon
03-17-2008, 02:42 PM
Thanks hun, I fucking needed that. And its not fucking going very well at all! All the fucking tutors keep telling us different fucking things and i dont know who's fucking advice to take as it could be any one of the fuckers who marks it!
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! FFFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!
Ahem - I feel much better now!
flubber
03-17-2008, 03:08 PM
Would you like a big fucking hug from me too?
April
03-17-2008, 03:15 PM
Hey sexy girl, sorry for running off on you before, but i was running fucking late for work. How has your evening been?
flubber
03-17-2008, 03:22 PM
Far better than the fuck up of a day that i had!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!
April
03-17-2008, 03:30 PM
Yell & Scream Hun, get it all out of your fucking system, then we may have to do something nice and naughty so you can have a fucking good sleep tonight (without the interuptions of a mouse ;)
bonniebitch
03-17-2008, 04:24 PM
Fucking Hell I Like This Site Actually But It Seems Like Not Many People Here I Just Wanted To Say How Hot I Feel
mglittr
03-17-2008, 04:31 PM
Welcome the fuck aboard Bonniebitch!! And we're around -- just temporary fucking lull is all
:-).
April
03-17-2008, 04:32 PM
hey there, welcum to our horny little corner of the fucking web. Thanks for jumping right in, hope to see more of you around the forums.
flubber
03-17-2008, 04:33 PM
That's the fucking trouble with living in different parts of the world!!!:biggrinbandit:
glad to see you in the forums! fuck about and have lots of fucking fun!!!!!!
3someplz
03-17-2008, 04:43 PM
well fuck... it looks like I can't fucking post enough to fucking keep up... Fuck me I guess
flubber
03-17-2008, 04:48 PM
I will if you fucking want!!
3someplz
03-17-2008, 05:06 PM
Thats a fucking tempting offer.... (**scans airline prices to see if he can get a plane ticket)
April
03-17-2008, 06:38 PM
Morning/Evening everyone, how the fuck is everybody?
3someplz
03-17-2008, 07:00 PM
Fucking great as always. And now even fucking better with a hottie like you to fuck around with !!;flash;:biggrinbandit:;shock;
April
03-17-2008, 07:02 PM
your just full of fucking compliements today.
*sends another kiss*
3someplz
03-17-2008, 07:04 PM
Yes I fucking am... and for you there's a whole lot fucking more of them too!!
*Kisses and hugs back*
groundy
03-17-2008, 07:14 PM
Fuck a duck
3someplz
03-17-2008, 07:18 PM
Fuck a duck
Ummm... No thanks. Not into fucking ducks. But I might be into fucking April if she'd fucking let me....:biggrinbandit:
ClintonB
03-17-2008, 07:19 PM
Fucking on the edge of the bed fucking rules!
Just ask Lady B!
I agree but hubby says he gets fucking bruises on his legs from the frame
April
03-17-2008, 08:14 PM
Fuck a duck
Hey groundy, what a way to make your first fucking post.... :cwm27:
Welcum to SSP, hope to see you around the forums.
April
03-17-2008, 08:16 PM
Yes I fucking am... and for you there's a whole lot fucking more of them too!!
*Kisses and hugs back*
Thats good to fucking hear! How much longer do I have to fucking wait for the next one? :cwm27:
*blows more kisses - cause I feel special today*
flubber
03-18-2008, 12:54 AM
I would love to Fuck!! especially with you!!