Fuck!!!!!!

[megan]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH F U C K I am coming.................Harder..... faster.

[Luvs2likclits]

Fuckin-A Megan, I am fucking going as fucking fast as I fucking can. Fuuuuuuckkkk I am Fucking filling your Fucken Fuck Hole!!

[cougarchick]

just do me !!!!!

[Zee Gal]

Hey there Cougarchick!

How's things in warm sunny Florida?

Any good Fucking going on?

[Dufray]

Gods for Saken Horde just bloody fucking gacked me

*sorry my inner geek came out with that one*

The Fuck?

[txwildman]

Shit fire and save the matches fuck a duck and see what hatches. Ya fuckin a john right!

[Rico]

Fuck, it's been so long since I had a good fuck, I can't fucking remember. But there are so many sexy ladies here that I would like to get to know(in a good way)that I can't fucking stand it.

[Zee Gal]

Well, it's fucking snowing around here and I've got a good warm fire going so I'm in the mood for a good fucking...

[lovelylolita]

Some of these fucks are fuckin hilarious

[eroticpleasure]

What the fucks up SSP peoples I do hope things are better on your side of the fucking world, LoL... :))

[lovelylolita]

omg its sooo fucking hot over here in aussie .. this means its impotant to wear minimal fucking clothing which can end up with people fucking each other !!

[cactuscock]

all i can say is fuck winter bring on bathing suit weather damn it , hahahahahahah
who the fuck ever heard of snow tannin .lol and fuck snow

[Suthernlady]

Fuck ya silly! You can get snow burned...I read an article about that once. Fuck I like the cold...you can always add clothing when its fucking cold but ya can never take enough off when its hot. Plus...cold winter days are fucking fun if you got someone in bed with ya!

[shimshimma]

That movie was fucking loud and they use my fucking name to much...

[lovelylolita]

That was a fucking good movie

[Rico]

Fuck,fuck,fuck. Why can't I catch a fucking break?

[lovelylolita]

fuck

[LordDarthBeavis]

I fuckin' really fuckin' wish this fuckin' computer would quit FUCKING UP!!!

Ah, fuck, inter-fucking-net rage!

[Iminuit2]

Hey, what the fuck? How could this go two days without anybody giving a fuck?

[April]

Fuck!!! 4 days and no posts, better bounce this back up the top. Thank fuck its Friday

[butoonmoon]

Well Fuck me sideways with a purple banana that was fucking amazing!

[Rico]

botoonmoon, I've got a fucking plantain, will that do?

[butoonmoon]

For the fucking love of god, yes, it will do nicely Rico! Mwah x

[Rico]

butoonmoon,Ill try to reach you with that ASAP. I know I can do it because my ex-wife accused me of having an affair with an ex-girlfriend who was visiting friends in Mildenhall at the time. If my fucking cock can stretch that far, I'm sure I can get that plantain to you.

[butoonmoon]

Wow that must be a fucking big cock Rico - im sure it can reach across the ocean to the UK then! This much it arriving now! Fuck thats huge! haha! x

[Rico]

It only gets fucking better as it arrives.

[Suthernlady]

Lol!

[Rico]

SL, you forgot to add fuck.

[Suthernlady]

WEll fuck....you are right I fuckin did! Guess I will get a fuckin spanking huh....;)

[Rico]

SL, do you need a fucking volunteer to help you with that?

[Rico]

Is anybody going to give a fuck and add to this,or fucking what.
butoonmoon,let me know if you got that virtual plantain.

[cactuscock]

fuck me running i need a woman chiropractor to adjust me .hahahahhahaha who is goin to fuckin help me now

[Rico]

Cactus, I'm sure MDC can help you with that fucking nicely.

[butoonmoon]

Rico, it was fucking BEAUTIFUL! Just what I fucking needed hunni!

[Rico]

btm(butoonmoon), I'm fucking glad you liked it.I hope I can please you in a similar manner sometime soon. Let me know, luv.

[butoonmoon]

As its St Valentines today - I just dont give a FUCK!

[April]

Thank Fuck its Friday, Good Morning Everyone

[Suthernlady]

Ah Rico is so fucking happy to please I see! And I'm so fuckin glad to see this day nearly over!

[LordDarthBeavis]

I'm just glad the useless fucks in our Strat Center finally approved my day off. My brain was fucking fried!

[butoonmoon]

Thank Fuck its Friday guys! Here comes the weekend!

[Suthernlady]

Fuck yes....it's my night out. I have never desinated a fuckin night out in all my life...but this year I made a resolution...told my daughter that was my night for me. She kinda likes that arrangement as it means she gets to sleepover somewhere....good for me...good for her. Found me a new sexy blouse and some tight jeans.....fuck yes....bring on the weekend!

[Suthernlady]

Not enough fucks in that paragraph....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucker fucker fucking fuck.....there that oughta get y'all fucking ready for the fucking weekend. I propose we have a fuck fest...what ya say?

[flubber]

Hi I'm new here so how the fuck are you all fucking doing?:icon196:

Hope thats ok!!!

As for the fuck fest. That would be FUCKING great!!!

[butoonmoon]

A big Fucking hello to you flubber, we're a fucking great bunch an its a pleaseure to fucking meet you! Have a fucking great time here with us naughty fuckers x

[mglittr]

Damn. I just realized. I'm fucking hungry. Have to see what the fuck I can do about that...

[Rahvin]

Fucking hell, I've fucking fucked the fucking fucker. Fuck. Right, fuck that, I'm off for a fucking big fuck-off pizza.

[jonnyboi]

fuck that cunt lets smash him

[davesmistress]

Hahahaha Yall are too fucking crazy

[flubber]

I just fucked my fucking pussy with a bid fucking dildo and it's so fucking wet with fucking cum and I am so fucking horny!!!!!!!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Sounds like you could use a real fucking, Flubber. Here's to a good hard fuck in your near future!

That said,
It's oh-six hundred, maggots! Time to play hide and go fuck yourselves!

[butoonmoon]

For fucks sake, people's fucking language on thie site is fucking attrocious! Its a fucking disgrace! Do you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth??!

[flubber]

No I don't. Now kiss my fucking ass!!!!!

[butoonmoon]

You should be so fucking lucky hun! I might give it a fucking good slap tho if you ask nicely!

[flubber]

PLEASE PLEASE!!! The thought of that makes me so fucking horny!!!!!!!

[butoonmoon]

Then get that fucking ass over here, spread those fucking legs wide and get prepared for the best fucking nite of your life! :o)

[flubber]

If only I fucking could, I would take it any fucking way with anything you'd fucking like to fucking use!!!!!!

[Suthernlady]

Wow fuck!

[flubber]

I wish I could. I am such a fucking horny bitch!!!!

[butoonmoon]

For fucks sake love, im sure a fair few fucking guys on here will lend a hand and a few fucking women too no doubt!

[Suthernlady]

No fucking doubt....

[butoonmoon]

Im so fucking depressed - nearly Monday again :o( where did the weekend go??

[flubber]

So fucking what! At least you got a weekend off. I was working both days

[LordDarthBeavis]

I can't believe that was a 3-day fuckin' weekend! Didn't get a fuckin' thing accomplished, either! FUCK!

[cactuscock]

fuck hell its monday oh wait dont matter i got every day off hahahaha fuckit

[Zee Gal]

Why the Fuck does everyone else get a holiday and I have to fucking work???
Can't I just go to sleep? FUCK!!!

[butoonmoon]

A least someone got a fucking holiday - we got sweet fuck all - I got to play with urine all fucking morning - and not in a fucking sexy way be fore any of you sick fuckers make a comment! :o)

[Suthernlady]

Quit your fucking bitching....lol! Good fucking day darlins! Every fucking day above ground is a good fucking day! How's that fucking optimism?

How the fuck was that race Stephy?

And how fucking cum no one is every here fucking around when I am ?

[flubber]

I'm still fucking here and still fucking horny after having a bit of a fucked up day at work.

Will that fucking do you my dear? :biggrinbandit:

[Zee Gal]

Well fuck Me SL!

You missed out on a great event, an interesting and suspenseful race with many strategies that kept changing as the night went on!

I'd have to say there were quite a few people going out of their fucking minds as the end approached and watching the crewcheifs scramble during every caution was fucking funny and suspenseful!

There were other events that we got to see and the real parties were in the infield including some actual fucking!

Kisses,

Steph

[Suthernlady]

Well good fucking evening everyone!

Glad you fucking made it through the weekend.

Ah fuck Stephy rub it in darlin....lol! I know it was fucking fun....I fucking enjoyed what I saw on tv but not fucking the same as being there andlooks like you had the fucking perks for sure!

Be fucking sweet!

SL

[flubber]

Hello peeps. How the fuck are you all? It's Wednesday morning here and I have to go to work. I am so fucking tired as I was fucking my pussy with my dildo last night.:icon196: ;shock;

[April]

Fuck!!!!! I just got the world’s worse paper cut, how can one little itty-bitty cut hurt and bleed so fucking much??

I’ll stop my fucking winging now, how the fuck is everyone else going in their part of the world?

[flubber]

I'm feeling fucking scared stiff. Getting my toe nail removed under local anesthetic and i hate needles. That last one that I had didn't work so I am feeling rather fucking freaky about it!!!

How the fuck are you?

[cactuscock]

fuck it nothing but a fuckin chicken wing flub. had it fuckin done one time cut up the center pull it out put that fuckin acid on it it fuckin dont grow back . you will not fuckin feel fuck .

[flubber]

Thanks a fucking lot for that helpful fucking post. You were fucking right.:icon012:

[Zee Gal]

Well How the Fuck are you doing today Flubber???

[flubber]

Well How the Fuck are you doing today Flubber???

Sorry I fucking missed you babe. I am all the fucking better for knowing you.

[butoonmoon]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck !!!!!!! I feel much better having got that of my chest!

[Rico]

Well, fuck me. After reading some and catching up on what I missed, it looks as if there are two ladies across the pond that are in need of my stretching abilities

[butoonmoon]

Haha Rico - im sure you and Flubber would have a fucking great time together!!

[flubber]

Haha Rico - im sure you and Flubber would have a fucking great time together!!

Hello it's me. I would like to meet this Rico. He sounds fun and I could do with a good fuck!!!!!!

[Rico]

Have stretch will fucking travel.

[Rico]

flubber, if you read back a bit you will find out what I mean by my fucking stretching abilities.

[flubber]

Pardon me. That will teach me to jump in without reading properly!! OOOPS

[flubber]

And i fucking well forgot to say fuck in my last post!!! FUCK IT!!!!!! :icon139:

[butoonmoon]

For that fucking mistake Flubber I would suggest a bloody good spanking - but thats more like pleasure for you isnt it love?? I think we need to cum up with a fucking good punishment for Flubbers past mistakes. Anyone got any ideas??

[Rico]

Maybe we could drag her,fucking naked, through Loch Ness in the dead of winter. But, then again, she may like that too.

[butoonmoon]

Burrr that would be fucking cold - a nice smack to the ass might help to warm her up after you've finished with her Rico if your man enough to take her on! :o)

[Rico]

Oh, I think I could fucking handle that. But, I think I'll make her wait a bit for that fucking smack on the ass. You and I could sit there watching her shiver and make her wait and wait and wait. Me, sadistic, never.

[flubber]

Oh, I think I could fucking handle that. But, I think I'll make her wait a bit for that fucking smack on the ass. You and I could sit there watching her shiver and make her wait and wait and wait. Me, sadistic, never.

Ooh that's just soooo fucking mean!! If you were to do that to me I would have to think up my own fucking revenge!!

But I would enjoy the smack on the ass though!!!!:cwm27:

[Rico]

But darlin, the good part of all that would be the part where we would have to warm you up. I'm sure we could come up with quite a few ways to do that. I'm sure you would enjoy it VERY fucking much.

[Rico]

But darlin, the good part of all that would be the part where we would have to warm you up. I'm sure we could come up with quite a few ways to do that. I'm sure you would enjoy it VERY fucking much.

[Rico]

Don't know why that fucking double posted.

[butoonmoon]

Fucking computers Rico!

As the old joke goes.... "What do men and computers have in common? You never know how much you need em til they go down on you!"

Never a true word spoken!

This here laptop via this site has given more fucking pleasure lately than any fucking man or woman could! But that could change!

[Rico]

I love to go down, as long as my hard drive doesn't fucking crash. But I do have plenty of ram.

[flubber]

I'm sure your good with your fucking Ram. I could certainly show you some good things to do with it!!

You could have access to my fucking hard drive any time you want!!!:icon196:

[Rico]

I would fucking love that, and I'll be happy to show you my ram and let you play with it all you want.

[flubber]

You know where i am ! Show me your fucking Ram baby! I would love to Play some really hard games until it overflows. :icon225: :boobies:

[Rico]

Please, don't tease me darlin'!!!!!!!

[flubber]

Who says I'm fucking teasing you babe? :icon139:

[Rico]

Oh,I don't know if I can stand to much fucking teasing. I hope you can live up to what you said.

[flubber]

And what the fuck was that my dear?:biggrinbandit:

[Rico]

I can see I'm going to have to do my stretch thing that I did for butoonmoon. I'm not sure if I can since I've been sick since St Valentine's day and I'm still very fucking weak. I think I need someone to come take care of me and nurse me back to health.

[flubber]

I would do that for you. If you were too weak I would fucking well take care of that for you too!!! Chicken soup and some stimulation.

Would that be funking well enough for you?

[Rico]

I can't fucking wait. When can you start?

[flubber]

When, where and how would you fucking like it?:grinno:

[Rico]

Anytime, anywhere and anyway you want to fucking do it.

[flubber]

You're fucking on!!!!

[Rico]

Oh hell fucking yes!!!!!

[flubber]

Where the fuck are you?

[Rico]

In a sad fucking state.

[April]

Fuck I hate Mondays.

[Nitro_Burner]

Well Fuck a rubber ducky!

[flubber]

In a sad fucking state.

Is that referring to the fucking place that you live or the state of your fucking being? :cwm27:


Well Fuck a rubber ducky!

Have you ever seen a rubber ducky Nitro? I don't think that's fucking anatomically possible!!!!!:grinno:

[flubber]

Fuck I hate Mondays.

I hate mondays too but I think that you are fucking wonderful!!!

[April]

Thanks hun, that makes my monday so much fucking better

April xxx

[Zee Gal]

FUCK!!!

I was going crazy without the internet and SSP!

Had to fuck myself silly just imagining things in my dirty little head!

Now I finally get back on and find I missed you two, (April and Flubber), and your exchanges got me playing with myself already before I get any work started! Oh FUCK!!

Gotta go and rub my wet kitty awhile before I cum back her and fuck around!

Kisses!

Steph

[flubber]

That is so fucking hot.

I wish I was there to help you rub you kitty!! FUCK would I love that.

I can't speak for April but I know I missed you.

Glad to have you back babe!!

Hugs

flubber

[Rico]

Fuck me, I'm bored.

[flubber]

I would fuck you if you'd let me!!!

[Zee Gal]

Now I want to fucking watch that!

[flubber]

Watch my fucking ass. I would be getting you and your red hot kitty in to the action. Aint that the fucking truth!!!! :icon267::icon196:;shock;:biggrinbandit::cwm27:

[Zee Gal]

I was being more subtle about it but if you fucking insist...

[flubber]

Yes I fucking do. Now come on over and lets fucking well get on with it!!:grinno:

[Zee Gal]

Well then! Get back to your Fucking dildo thread and let's Do It!

April's been warming up and ready to fucking get it on!

[flubber]

I just fucking well did so fucking there!!!:cwm27:

[Rico]

flubber, anytime!

Zee, you can watch anytime you want. I might even supply a new fucking vib or dildo for you!

[flubber]

That would be fucking great Rico!!!!

[Rico]

I'll even bring my fucking video cameras.

[flubber]

Please. I would need to have a copy to keep my kitty fucking wet!!!

[Rico]

You're reqeust would be my fucking pleasure, my dear.

[flubber]

I hope I would get to fuck the cameraman too!!!! !bchss:icon196::cwm27:

[Rico]

No fucking doubt about that!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Well, tonight was fucking slow, so I imagine tomorrow night we'll FUCKING GET HAMMERED!!!

Some days I fucking hate working in a fucking call center...

[LordDarthBeavis]

And I am fucking envious reading Flubber, April and Zee's group grope. My wife got her fucking cum, and promised me mine, but had 4 margaritas, and went to sleep on Sunday.

I fucking swear I am fucking gonna fucking look like MOTHER-fucking Popeye if I don't fucking get some fucking soon!

>Sigh< The fucking weekend is fucking cumming...just not fucking soon fucking enough!

[Zee Gal]

I'm fucking sorry Beavis!

When a gal is horney, it's tough!
But when three horney girls are together, something's gotta be fucking done!

Now I've just read the contribution by lindaqueen about a cum queen

http://www.sexstoriespost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12586

and it's made me more fucking horney, and I've already made myself cum several times just reading it! Now I've gotta Fuck but I need to get some work done too!

What the Fuck does a horney girl do???

[butoonmoon]

I need a long soak in a fucking red hot bath with oil and bubbles to wind down after the fucking day ive just had - either that or a good hard fuck!

[flubber]

MMM that sounds fun. What we need are fucking volunteers.

If I was with you butoonmoon I would give you an sensual massage and get you all relaxed.

Oh fuck I've just made myself horny.

[Rico]

May I fucking be of service?

[Zee Gal]

Rico,



YOU need to get in there a give both girls a good royal FUCKING!!!

[Rico]

I'm only to happy to fucking help out.

[Zee Gal]

You deserve to give and receive a Great Fuck!

[flubber]

We all fucking well deserve that my dear.

[Rico]

I just fucking did.

[flubber]

If any one should know about it, it should be me. You were fucking great my dear and I will do it any fucking time for you.

Buy the way, I fucking came again two.

[Rico]

Excellent, and many fucking more.

[krakan]

fucktard. no more need be said

[flubber]

Yeah but not fucktard enough!!! Ho Ho HO

[Rico]

Maybe I can fucking help with that flubber.

[flubber]

I think you fucking done enough on that front tonight honey!!!!! Don't want to fucking wear you out!!!!!!

[Zee Gal]

Flubber! You got to be kidding!

There's never enough Fucking!

[Rico]

All I need is a little break then I'm fucking good to go again my dear.

[flubber]

I fucking know that my dear. but on the other hand we don't want to leave the poor man all fucked out now do we?

Or maybe thats your fucking agenda eh Zee? :overlord:

[joe45]

fuck me i'm sick!

[flubber]

What's fucking up there dude?

[LordDarthBeavis]

Fuckwit, as in, I got enough dick ta fuck wit'!

Oh, fuck, I'm fucking funny...

[April]

Fuck me its quiet in here tonight

[Suthernlady]

It's fucking snowing! Woohooooo....6 beautiful inches!

[flubber]

Is that the fucking snow or something else? :wave:

[April]

Fuck I miss the snow, even in the winter I don't get snow.

[Zee Gal]

Fuck! I can't believe I'm gonna say this but, "I Getting Tired of the Fucking Snow!"

SL, and April, you can come up our way and have all the fucking snow you want!

[April]

Thanks for the offer Zee, I know that everyone who gets snow all the time must get pretty sick of it, but when you have been stuck with heat waves, dust and no rain for 10 years any sort of change would be good.

B4 i forget - Fuck!

[Zee Gal]

Oh Fuck April!

We've had a lot of droughts the past 20 years but nothing like you have down there!

It just seems that lately the Fucking weather can't make up it's mind and give us decent day with bot snow and sunshine balanced!

It's fucking crazy!

[April]

We have a very fucked up weather pattern at the moment. Its suppoed to be the end of summer, but in one part of the country we have a heat wave, another part has just finished with a tropical cyclone, another part of the coast has been dealing with a monsoon, and one other part of the country has seen snow this past week.

It is definately fucked up.

[flubber]

we had a fucking earth quake here this morning!

[Zee Gal]

An earthquake??? IN Aberdeen???

What the fuck is going on in the world???

We just found out about to friends that passed away.
One last night and one this morning.

Fucking Sucks!

[April]

Sorry to hear that you have lost some close friends Zee, my thoughts are with you.

flubber, fuck!! was it scary, was it big one, hope you and your family are safe and well and no major damage occured.

What a fucked up week

[Rico]

Zee and April. that quake 's epicenter was in Market Rasen, Lincolnshire, several hundred miles south of Aberdeen. It was a 5.3 according to the BGS. Still close enough to fucking feel it.

Zee I'm sorry about your friends.

[mglittr]

Wow -- had no idea bout that fucking quake -- must be out of it.

And Zee -- I too am sorry about your friends. :-(

[Rico]

Fuck, I hurt

[flubber]

Rico what the fuck did you do?

I meant to say in the UK not to imply it was Aberdeen. Sorry!!!

Zee sorry about loosing your friends!! Condolences!!!

[Zee Gal]

Hey everybody.

Thank you for the well wishes!

Hubby and I are fucking traveling today so when I can get online, I'm dropping in with my sexual thoughts.

The funny thing about traveling is that when we get to our residence or suites, all I want to do is rip off Hubby's clothes and FUCK!

Think I'm stress relieving or something else???

[flubber]

No dear.

I think you just like to Fuck and that you Fuck so much there isn't any time for stress!!!!;shock;

[Rico]

I took a fucking spill in my kitchen. Twisted my back, have a deep bone bruise of my tail bone, sprained both wrists( makes it hard to type) and sprained the ACL and MCL in my left knee. Don't get around me it may me contagious!!!!

[flubber]

Oh fuck!! You wont want to chat tonight!! well fuck it, at least Fred will get a rest for a while.

Hugs, cuddles and sympathies!!!
:uhoh3:

[Rico]

I can chat. I'm just very fucking limited...shit!!

[Zee Gal]

Get fucking well Rico so we can Fuck with you!

BTW, Love the Dreams Thread!

Flubber, You KNOW I love to FUCK! Doesn't everyone Here???

Kisses,

Steph

[flubber]

Oh fucking kay then!! I open a window and come and find you.

Take that anyway you fucking like!!!!!!:icon196:

[Zee Gal]

Let's just Fuck everyone and everything around!

[flubber]

I don't mind fucking everyone, but I draw the line at everything!! I'm not fucking well fucking my Dyson!!!! :SHOCKED:;shock;:SHOCKED:

[Zee Gal]

But the fucking suction at your kitty lips and clit are amazing!

Use the slot in the side of the fucking crevice tool girl! WOW!

[flubber]

I would love to see you fucking well doing that!!

Being fucking nosey here but where the fuck are you going?

[Rico]

Ladies I can still fuck as long as you don't mind being on top!!

Thanks flubber.

Thanks Zee.

[flubber]

I would quite happily get on top for you. I wouldn't want Fred to suffer from fuck withdrawls!!

[Rico]

Right now he is very much a fucking mouse.

[flubber]

Then I will give your mouse some fucking TLC!

[Rico]

Now that's what I call a mouse trap!!!

[flubber]

Well you know what happens with pussys and mice. `Oh Fuck be carefull!!!

[Rico]

Here, kitty, kitty ,kitty

Fuck I almost forgot to say fuck

[April]

Fuck Me!!!!! why is today going so fucking slow?

[flubber]

i don't fucking know. have B.F.H (Big Fucking Hug!!)

[April]

Thank fuck for you and your Big Fucking Hug. xxx

[flubber]

I am a big fucking cuddle bunny. My hugs are yours!!!

[Rico]

What about mine?

[gobbledoc]

thank fuck its Friday evening no work tomorrow

[Rico]

Here kitties, Fred's still fucking waiting for you to get him out of his hole!!!!

[flubber]

I'm fucking well trying!!!

[Rico]

The fucking anticipatin will be worth it.

[flubber]

It better fucking well be, (Actually that should be that it fucking was.)

[Rico]

Cum baby, cum.

[flubber]

I fucking did baby!!!

[Rico]

Fuck yeah, that's my good girl.

[flubber]

thank you, glad to fucking please you!

[Rico]

You always fucking do.

[butoonmoon]

I fucking hate my life! Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

<---- hits lots of things!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

[havik79]

i fucking hate being nagged to update, fucking stupid windows and quicktime updates.

[Rico]

Fuck,Fuck,Fuck

[Snatch]

I enjoy fucking the hell out of a woman, fucking her absolutely wet until the pain mixes with pleasure.

Fuck yeah.

[flubber]

Fucking hell you sure like to fuck!!!

[Rico]

Fuck, don't we all.

[flubber]

Well I sure as fuck know that you do baby!!!!!:icon205::icon205::icon205:

[Rico]

Is that a fucking invite?:Up_to_something:

[LordDarthBeavis]

I fucking hate my life! Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

<---- hits lots of things!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck


Don't hate your fucking life, Buttoonmoon. Hate the fucked-up things that fuck it up!

Do we have to put together a posse to ride to the rescue?:icon205:

[butoonmoon]

Your a fucking star LDB - I promise not to let the fucked up world get to me anymore! Maybe like most people on here I just need a good hard fuck to work off some fustration?

[Snatch]

We all need to give a good hard fuck, myself I like to give them, what can I say it's good to be the king.

[flubber]

to Rico - Since when do you need a fucking invite?

To buttonmoon - Sorry I didn't pick up on you post last night!!!

Hope you are feeling better!!

I am feeling fucked off right now. Had a toenail removed a week past thursday and it fucking hurts and my feet are swollen and I am not fucking happy!!

Why can't anything I do be fucking easy?

[Rico]

Take those ten deep breathes. Then go get your favorite vib or dildo and have some fucking fun.

[flubber]

Yeah i think I fucking well will

[Rico]

Fuck!!!!!

[flubber]

I want to but you wont fucking let me!!!!!!!!

[ClintonB]

Fuck, no spare batteries

[flubber]

I have fucking tons of them!!

[Rico]

Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordDarthBeavis]

Ladies, get a vibe powered by Briggs and Stratton! You'll have to run it outside, unless you like being asphyxiated by exhaust fumes, though! Of course, the neighbors faces, hearing a constant litany of, "OH, FUCK! OH, FUCK YEAH!!! OH, GODS, YEAH!!!" will probably piss them the fuck off...:icon196:

Ah, a gas-powered fucking machine! ROFL! :icon267:

I think I must've left the top on the Tamiya Extra-Thin off again! :icon205: That fuckin' shit is fuckin' expensive!:icon103:

[Rico]

Fucked and fucked again.

[April]

How the Fuck is everyone. I have not had a chance to get near my fucking computer all weeking, and I missed you all.

April xxx

[Rico]

Good evening April. How the fuck are you?

[April]

Fucking Tired, I think I'm going back to work 2morrow for a rest, lol

[Rico]

When one fucks to much one the weekend that can happen.

[April]

I wish that was the fucking reason why. We are in the middle of renovating our fucking house. I am so fucking sick of carpet tacks

[Rico]

Watch your fucking feet darlin'.

[butoonmoon]

More like watch out for the fucking carpet burns April - better watch out if the hubby decides to give you a good fucking from behind whilst your down there fitting new carpets!

[ClintonB]

Umm if that's a possibility, I'm going and buy some fucking carpet this morning

[flubber]

bugger i've missed a fucking thread!! However I would never want to have fucking carpet burns again!! It hurts!!!!

[April]

We took the fucking carpet up, not that its stopped hubby from trying have his way with me anyway. I'll have to buy some fucking knee pads, as we now have nice polished timber floors.

[3someplz]

Well....

If you had fixed it right the first time..it wouldn't be FUCKED up now would it.
Oh and while you're at it.. try not to FUCK it up again...


Like It did and had to reedit this 3 FUCKING times......

[LordDarthBeavis]

This is sad: My work-sex life is better than my home-sex life. You see, my employer finds new ways to fuck us every day! Shit, my ass is sore!

How are they fucking us, you ask? Wow, got a fuckin' week?

Well, for fuckin' starters, we can't dress casual on the late swing shift. We have to dress up like good little fucking drones. Then, the fuckers jacked our benefits costs WAY the fuck up. Then, this week, we were told, no more fucking plants on our fucking desks. The memo circulated from the head fuck-off indicates that we shouldn't have any fucking thing on our fucking desks that aren't work related.

Are these fuckers trying to make our miserable fucking jobs un-fucking-bearable?

Ooooh, I hate my fucking employer!

[Snatch]

What can I say other than right now more than anything I want to totally dominate a woman, make her my little slut, have her begging and whimpering in need before I fuck her hard from behind causing her pain and pleasure.

What a beautiful thought.

[flubber]

What can I say other than right now more than anything I want to totally dominate a woman, make her my little slut, have her begging and whimpering in need before I fuck her hard from behind causing her pain and pleasure.

What a beautiful thought.

I fucking well second that and I really wished that I fucking well lived in Canada!!

Canadians are fucking cool!!!! ;shock;

[flubber]

Sorry I kind of fucking well fucked that last post up a bit!!! I should have said that I would love to fucking volunteer for the position!!

[Snatch]

We Canadians are known to be very passionate and excellent in bed. Yes we fucking rule. We know what we want, we have good sex lives, we fuck as we live. And that is very well.

[Snatch]

Sorry I kind of fucking well fucked that last post up a bit!!! I should have said that I would love to fucking volunteer for the position!!

But could you put up being so fucked, to be taken with your pussy pounded absolutely over and over again. To be subjugated and made to whimper as every part of your fucking body is used as I chose with you able to only give yourself whole. To know you are your Masters little fucking cum slut.

[flubber]

Yes I fucking well could master!!

[Snatch]

What a fucking good pet you are.

[mglittr]

Fuck! It's fucking Monday!

[flubber]

I hate my fucking feet!!

[April]

Fuck flubber, I wish they were feeling better. But let me rub them for you and see if i can make you forget about them

[flubber]

Oh fuck that feels good but there is something else you can rub to make me feel better hun!!!!;shock;

[April]

I was going to work up to that, you horny little minx. Fuck I cant wait to taste that sweet kitty

[flubber]

My fucking kitty deserves to be rubbed and seen to especially by you darling!!